[14:36] Scumm_Boy: BABYCORNSPINE
[14:36] Sawah!: woooooooo!
[14:36] Scumm_Boy: just make sure you don't bend too far forward!
[14:37] Sawah!: with a baby corn spine an autopsy is turned into a fiesta!
[14:37] Scumm_Boy: It's like having a ritzy buffet in your back!
[14:37] Scumm_Boy: they pad the baby corns with BELUGA CAVIAR!
[14:37] Sawah!: I should get most of my organs replaced with delicious, delicious foods
[14:37] Sawah!: ooOOoo how fancy, I'm not sure I can afford that upgrade
[14:37] Scumm_Boy: it's standard!
[14:37] Sawah!: nice!
[14:38] Scumm_Boy: they use the beluga they slaughter to pave roads
[14:38] Scumm_Boy: and everyone loves roads
[14:38] Sawah!: I know I sure do!
[14:38] Scumm_Boy: another feature of Baby Corn Spine (Featuring Beluga Caviar Technology) [tm] is that you cannot lift things that weigh over 300 grams!
[14:39] Scumm_Boy: IT'S A FEATURE
[14:39] Sawah!: I wish to sign up!
[14:39] Sawah!: don't you just hate lifting things anyway?
[14:39] Scumm_Boy: There are many pages with dotted lines for you to sign
[14:39] Scumm_Boy: yes. Lifting things are for stupid people that still have their original (inferior) spine
[14:39] Sawah!: I want an extra spine like worf
[14:40] Scumm_Boy: Ahh! Redundant backup baby corn spine!
[14:40] Scumm_Boy: for only a SLIGHT EXTRA CHARGE you can have two, two, two spines for one!
[14:40] Sawah!: my goodness! christmas has come early!
[14:40] Scumm_Boy: and how!
[14:40] Scumm_Boy: but wait! There's more!
[14:41] Sawah!: *gasp*
[14:41] Scumm_Boy: it is also reccomended that you get yourself some sort of manservent to assist you in sitting up and getting out of bed!
[14:41] Sawah!: I'll be able to sit up and get out of bed!?!?!
[14:41] Scumm_Boy: With an incredable amount of assistance, yes!
[14:41] Sawah!: that's more than I can do with my cruddy old spine!
[14:41] Scumm_Boy: you might require multiple manservents for optimal situppery
[14:42] Sawah!: I'm sure with the help of a stiff corset/back brace I might be able to get away with only four manservants
[14:42] Scumm_Boy: Indeed you could! Your results may vary!
[14:42] Sawah!: how do I cash in on this amazing, amazing deal?
[14:43] Scumm_Boy: I'm glad you asked!
[14:43] Scumm_Boy: First, you have to fill in many pages of stuff!
[14:43] Scumm_Boy: afterwards, we will REMOVE YOUR HORRIBLE, TWISTED, INEFFECTUAL OLD SPINE
[14:43] Sawah!: yaaaaaaay!
[14:44] Scumm_Boy: Then, once that peice of crud is out, we will install Reverend Jamie's Dual Baby Corn Spine Featuring Beluga Caviar Technology!
[14:44] Scumm_Boy: afterwards, there is a 4 week healing period followed by lots of drugs
[14:44] Scumm_Boy: then you can get your manservents!
[14:45] Sawah!: with a deal this amazing, how could I possibly refuse?
[14:46] Scumm_Boy: You can't! It is simply inconcevable that you would NOT want this once-in-a-lifetime deal!
[14:46] Sawah!: praise the lord!
[14:47] Scumm_Boy: Indeed he shall be praised!
[14:47] Scumm_Boy: with spines!
[14:47] Sawah!: hehehhe
[14:36] Sawah!: woooooooo!
[14:36] Scumm_Boy: just make sure you don't bend too far forward!
[14:37] Sawah!: with a baby corn spine an autopsy is turned into a fiesta!
[14:37] Scumm_Boy: It's like having a ritzy buffet in your back!
[14:37] Scumm_Boy: they pad the baby corns with BELUGA CAVIAR!
[14:37] Sawah!: I should get most of my organs replaced with delicious, delicious foods
[14:37] Sawah!: ooOOoo how fancy, I'm not sure I can afford that upgrade
[14:37] Scumm_Boy: it's standard!
[14:37] Sawah!: nice!
[14:38] Scumm_Boy: they use the beluga they slaughter to pave roads
[14:38] Scumm_Boy: and everyone loves roads
[14:38] Sawah!: I know I sure do!
[14:38] Scumm_Boy: another feature of Baby Corn Spine (Featuring Beluga Caviar Technology) [tm] is that you cannot lift things that weigh over 300 grams!
[14:39] Scumm_Boy: IT'S A FEATURE
[14:39] Sawah!: I wish to sign up!
[14:39] Sawah!: don't you just hate lifting things anyway?
[14:39] Scumm_Boy: There are many pages with dotted lines for you to sign
[14:39] Scumm_Boy: yes. Lifting things are for stupid people that still have their original (inferior) spine
[14:39] Sawah!: I want an extra spine like worf
[14:40] Scumm_Boy: Ahh! Redundant backup baby corn spine!
[14:40] Scumm_Boy: for only a SLIGHT EXTRA CHARGE you can have two, two, two spines for one!
[14:40] Sawah!: my goodness! christmas has come early!
[14:40] Scumm_Boy: and how!
[14:40] Scumm_Boy: but wait! There's more!
[14:41] Sawah!: *gasp*
[14:41] Scumm_Boy: it is also reccomended that you get yourself some sort of manservent to assist you in sitting up and getting out of bed!
[14:41] Sawah!: I'll be able to sit up and get out of bed!?!?!
[14:41] Scumm_Boy: With an incredable amount of assistance, yes!
[14:41] Sawah!: that's more than I can do with my cruddy old spine!
[14:41] Scumm_Boy: you might require multiple manservents for optimal situppery
[14:42] Sawah!: I'm sure with the help of a stiff corset/back brace I might be able to get away with only four manservants
[14:42] Scumm_Boy: Indeed you could! Your results may vary!
[14:42] Sawah!: how do I cash in on this amazing, amazing deal?
[14:43] Scumm_Boy: I'm glad you asked!
[14:43] Scumm_Boy: First, you have to fill in many pages of stuff!
[14:43] Scumm_Boy: afterwards, we will REMOVE YOUR HORRIBLE, TWISTED, INEFFECTUAL OLD SPINE
[14:43] Sawah!: yaaaaaaay!
[14:44] Scumm_Boy: Then, once that peice of crud is out, we will install Reverend Jamie's Dual Baby Corn Spine Featuring Beluga Caviar Technology!
[14:44] Scumm_Boy: afterwards, there is a 4 week healing period followed by lots of drugs
[14:44] Scumm_Boy: then you can get your manservents!
[14:45] Sawah!: with a deal this amazing, how could I possibly refuse?
[14:46] Scumm_Boy: You can't! It is simply inconcevable that you would NOT want this once-in-a-lifetime deal!
[14:46] Sawah!: praise the lord!
[14:47] Scumm_Boy: Indeed he shall be praised!
[14:47] Scumm_Boy: with spines!
[14:47] Sawah!: hehehhe