<Scumm_Boy> Someday I'll replace my router and get better SSH preformance
<markus-> and be a Jedi, like your father?
<Scumm_Boy> yes!
<Scumm_Boy> HE TOLD ME ENOUGH!
<Scumm_Boy> HE TOLD ME HE RAN LINUX!
<markus-> No Luke.
<markus-> *I* ran Linux.
<markus-> I am your Daddy.
* Scumm_Boy weeps for many, many reasons
* Scumm_Boy cuts off his OWN hand
<markus-> and be a Jedi, like your father?
<Scumm_Boy> yes!
<Scumm_Boy> HE TOLD ME ENOUGH!
<Scumm_Boy> HE TOLD ME HE RAN LINUX!
<markus-> No Luke.
<markus-> *I* ran Linux.
<markus-> I am your Daddy.
* Scumm_Boy weeps for many, many reasons
* Scumm_Boy cuts off his OWN hand